Here I am, weeks before Christmas with a ton of work/life responsibilities on my plate and I'm over here launching an online store filled with the phrases I despise hearing in my own house.
You might be saying things like "Hey Kyle, why do you dislike the phrase 6-7?" or "Bruh, I hope I'm getting something dope from Santa this year." and lastly, "You don't think I can clean my room before my little sister? Aight, bet."
These are obviously popular across the country, and I've seen a lot of creative ideas to represent these young societal atrocities, but I'm a semi-creative guy. Not a lot of days go by where I'm not writing music, planning to write a book, playing an instrument or creating crosshatch patterns with my snow shovel in my drive way because I basically live in the North Pole. Maine is close to the North Pole, right?
There are a lot more shirts coming in the next few months, we're going to have hoodies and other apparel soon. I plan on creating a nice little culture around this brand and hope you come along for the ride.
I wish you all a happy holiday season, if you have any questions about the store or being a parent or how to lift with your legs and not your back, gimme a shout (shop@theclosetcreature.com)
Kyle
P.S. - I actually wrote all of this with my brain and not with AI which is a rare occurrence these days!